About jlgjunk

jlgjunk

I am a Girl Scout...

Location:

West Greenwich, RI (02817, USA)

Joined on:

11/30/06

Occupation:

Administrative Assistant

Contact:

jlgjunk@cox.net

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  response to  jlgjunk's post ALCoHoL (ala Brad Paisly)

  Lyrics

  I can make anybody pretty.
  I can make you believe any lie.
  I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
  Well, Ive been known to cause a few break-ups,
  An' Ive been known to cause a few births.
  Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

  And since the day I left Milwaukee,
  Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
  Been making the bars lots of big money,
  An' helpin' white people dance.
  I got you in trouble in High School,
  But College, now that was a ball.
  You had some of the best times youll never remember with me:
  Alcohol; Alcohol.

  I got blamed at your wedding reception,
  For your best mans embarrassing speech.
  And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
  Ive influenced Kings and world leaders,
  I helped Hemingway write like he did.
  And Ill bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

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  Commented on June 29, 2007 by - jlgjunk

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  response to  GOOD magazine and Eric Steuer's post Project 005

  ALCoHoL (ala Brad Paisly)

  MAKE OVER ~ CHRISTINA AGUILERA
  LITTLE LIES ~ FLEETWOOD MAC
  WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME? ~ WILLIE NELSON
  THE BREAKUP SONG ~ AMERICAN HI-FI
  BIRTHDAY ~ BEATLES
  YOUVE GOT A FRIEND ~ JAMES TAYLOR
  TAKE THIS JOB & SHOVE IT ~ JOHNNY PAYCHECK
  WHATS MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS ~ JERRY LEE LEWIS
  TENNESSEE WHISKY ~ GEORGE JONES
  CHAMPAGNE ~ 311
  I LOVE THIS BAR ~ TOBY KEITH
  DANCE DANCE ~ FALL OUT BOY
  SCHOOL ~ SUPER TRAMP
  I CANT REMEMBER ~ ALICE IN CHAINS
  THE SPEECH ~ NAHEMAH
  NAKED PICTURES ~ ELECTRIC SIX
  NAKED IF I WANT TO ~ CAT POWER
  UNDER THE INFLUENCE ~ JAMES MORRISON
  HEMINGWAY ~ THE SORENTINOS
  LAMPSHADE ~ BEN GUERNSEY
  NEW MEDICINES ~ DEAD POETIC
  HELP ME UP ~ NIX THE HOOP EARRINGS

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  Commented on June 29, 2007 by - jlgjunk

• Volunteers

  Authored by Trujillo-Paumier , Paul Rieckhoff, Jody Lee Lipes, Henry Joost, and Lindsay Utz - 20 votes

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  response to  GOOD magazine and Eric Steuer's post Project 005

  Diary of a Pyromaniac

  START THE FIRE ~ NO DOUBT
  RING OF FIRE ~JONNY CASH
  A LITTLE GASOLINE ~TERRY CLARK
  IGNITE IT ~ SEAN PAUL
  SPARKS ~ COLD PLAY
  THE FLAME ~ CHEAP TRICK
  FIRE ~ JIMMY HENDRIX
  BURN ~ USHER
  FIRE ~ THE POINTER SISTERS
  WOODBURN ~TOAD THE WET SPROCKET
  BURN ~ JO DEE MESSINA
  THE ROOF IS ON FIRE ~ THE BOYS FROM THE BOTTOM
  BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE ~ TALKING HEADS
  ETERNAL FLAME ~ BANGLES
  STANDING OUTSIDE THE FIRE ~ GARTH BROOKS
  ASHES ~ KT TUNSTALL
  WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE ~ BILLY JOEL
  PYROMANIA ~ DEF LEPPARD

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  Commented on June 28, 2007 by - jlgjunk

• Project 005

  Authored by GOOD magazine and Eric Steuer - 8 votes

• Project 004

  Authored by Rudy Adler - 25 votes

• Cold Turkey

  Authored by Justin Droms - 12 votes

• The 51 Best* Magazines Ever

  Authored by Graydon Carter and GOOD magazine - 30 votes