ALCoHoL (ala Brad Paisly)
response to GOOD magazine and Eric Steuer's post Project 005
MAKE OVER ~ CHRISTINA AGUILERA
LITTLE LIES ~ FLEETWOOD MAC
WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME? ~ WILLIE NELSON
THE BREAKUP SONG ~ AMERICAN HI-FI
BIRTHDAY ~ BEATLES
YOUVE GOT A FRIEND ~ JAMES TAYLOR
TAKE THIS JOB & SHOVE IT ~ JOHNNY PAYCHECK
WHATS MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS ~ JERRY LEE LEWIS
TENNESSEE WHISKY ~ GEORGE JONES
CHAMPAGNE ~ 311
I LOVE THIS BAR ~ TOBY KEITH
DANCE DANCE ~ FALL OUT BOY
SCHOOL ~ SUPER TRAMP
I CANT REMEMBER ~ ALICE IN CHAINS
THE SPEECH ~ NAHEMAH
NAKED PICTURES ~ ELECTRIC SIX
NAKED IF I WANT TO ~ CAT POWER
UNDER THE INFLUENCE ~ JAMES MORRISON
HEMINGWAY ~ THE SORENTINOS
LAMPSHADE ~ BEN GUERNSEY
NEW MEDICINES ~ DEAD POETIC
HELP ME UP ~ NIX THE HOOP EARRINGS
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Lyrics
I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, Ive been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' Ive been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
An' helpin' white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times youll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.
I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best mans embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
Ive influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And Ill bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.
Posted on June 29, 2007 — by jlgjunk
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